Here is a list of a hundred and one ways to bug your parents written by Lee Wardlaw. Mind you, he asked a lot of children in order to finish this list.

Synopsis:
When Sneeze's plans to take his latest gadget to the annual Invention Convention are torpedoed by his parents AND they enroll him in a (yuck!) summer-school class, he is appalled. His best friend, Hiccup, has to join the class too, along with Goldie, the Vice-Principal's daughter, Pierre, the future-famous French pastry chef, Hayley, whose father owns the bankrupt Gadabout Golf minature golf course, and Ace, who's so cool he doesn't even have a last name.
For his first class project, Sneeze starts a list of ways to bug parents. It keeps growing until he hits upon a brillant plan -- a plan that will make him rich and famous, and enable him to attend the convention WITHOUT his parents - - because Sneeze was born to invent things!

1. Slurp your dinner.
2. Chew with your mouth wide open.
3. Burp with your mouth wide open.
4. Don't say "excuse me" after you burp.
5. Feed the dog/cat from the table.
6. Blow your nose at the table. Loudly.
7. When your dinner arrives, hold your nose and say "eww!what smells?!"
8. Blow bubbles in your milk.
9. Laugh with a mouthful of milk until some squirts out your nose.
10. Take one look at your plate, then say "i'm not hungry." Later, ask for icecream.
11. Use all the hot water in the shower.
12. Use all the toilet paper and don't pull on a new roll.
13. Only brush your front teeth.
14. Don't brush at all-just wet your tooth brush.
15. Eat candy after you brush.
16. Wait unlit your mom's in the shower, then bang on the door and shout :it's an emergency!"
17. Turn on the hot water when your dad's in the shower.
18. Fill the bathtub to the rim, then pretend there's a typhoon.
19. Don't flush.
20. Don't make your bed.
21. Leave half-eaten food under your bed. For weeks.
22. Read in the dark.
23. When it's time to go to bed, ask to stay up a half hour more. Then another. And another.
24. Don't get up on time.
25. Miss the bus so they have to drive you to school.
26. Take a nap instead of doing you homework.
27. Wake them up when they're sleeping in on weekends.
28. Turn on the tv really loud then say "i can't hear it"
29. Say "shut up" when they interrupt your fave tv show.
30. Give your brother/sister a haircut.
31. Tease your brother/sister.
32. Blame everything on your brother/sister.
33. Bribe your brother/sister to do your homework and housework.
34. Make goofy faces during the family holiday photo.
35. Give them the silent treatment.
36. Repeat everything they say.
37. Ask for 6month advances on your allowance.
38. Ask "what'd'ya bring me?" everyday when they come home from work.
39. Never play with the toys they buy you.
40. Sell your toys.
41. Sell your brother's/sister's toys.
42. Sell your brother/sister.
43. Spend 2hours opening your birthday presents, then say "is that all?!"
44. Forget to write thank-you notes to your grandmother.
45. Say "but everyone else's parents bought them one!!"
46. Pretend to barf in the new car.
47. Lose French fries under the car seat.
48. Play with the car's automatic door locks and windows.
49. Ride with your feet out of the window.
50. On a trip say "i have to go to the bathroom" every 10minutes.
51. Alternate # 50 with :are we there yet?"
52. At home say "this place is boring. When can we go on vacation"
53. On vacation say "this place is boring. When can we go home?"
54. Forget to pack your toothbrush and clean underwear.
55. Beg for a dog/cat.
56. After they give you a cat/dog, don't feed it when it's your turn.
57. Pretend you don't notice when the dog/cat wets on the floor.
58. Leave the door open every time you go in and out of the house.
59. Don't help carry in the groceries.
60. Come in the house with muddy shoes.(extra points if the floor is freshly mopped.)
61. Snap, crackle, and pop your bubble gum.
62. Leave chewed bubble gum in the pockets of your dirty pants.
63. Put clean clothes back in your dirty hamper.
64. Throw your dirty clothes on the floor, not in the hamper.
65. Never change your underwear.
66. Wear jeans with holes on the knees.
67. Don’t wear the new clothes they buy you.
68. Don’t answer the telephone or the door.
69. Say “huh?!” a lot. =)) (my fave.he he)
70. Leave wads of used Kleenex all over the house. Saggy wads.
71. Listen in on their telephone conversations.
72. Say you don’t have a book when it’s time to do your homework.
73. Make them go to school to bring the homework you “forgot”.
74. Do your homework, but don’t turn it in.
75. Pretend the dog ate your homework.
76. Pretend your brother or your sister ate your homework.
77. Ask them your help with your homework, then let them do it while you watch tv.
78. Beg them for things when they’re too tired to say no.
79. Don’t comb your hair.
80. Don’t bathe.
81. Drink milk or juice directly form the carton.
82. Say to your mom “that’s not a woman’s job.”
83. Say to your mom “that’s a woman’s job.”
84. Say to your mom “my teacher’s as old as you.”
85. Call your mom babe, toots, or chick.
86. Call your dad mac, buster or by his first name.
87. Offer to count or to pull off their gray hairs.
88. Be rude to their friends.
89. Take home the school rat for the weekend.
90. Take home the school rat for the whole summer.
91. Hit the newspaper when they’re reading it.
92. Put ketchup on your self and pretend to be hurt.
93. Bring bugs into the house. Big ones.
94. Say “I need a Halloween costume” 15 minutes before you do.
95. Be gross thing for Halloween.
96. Volunteer them to do things at school.
97. Don’t tell them where you’re going or when you’ll be back or who you’ll be with.
98. Lose your report card.
99. Say “I’ll be there in a minute.” Then never go.
100. Record weird answering messages in your answering machine.
101. When you don’t get your way, sulk, cry, whine, or say “please, please, please, puh-leeeezzzzzeeeee?!”